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No Such Thing (2001)

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Tells the story of Beatrice (Sarah Polley), a tabloid journalist whose fiancé is killed by a monster in Iceland. She ends up falling in love with the monster in the end. The monster is immortal, but longs to die. Beatrice helps him achieve this by contacting a scientist who can destroy matter painlessly.

Director: Hal Hartley

Release Date: 2001-05-12
Status: Released
Run time: 102 min / 1:42
Production Countries: Iceland, United States of America
Release Date: 2001-05-12
Status: Released
Run time: 102 min / 1:42

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Sarah Polley
as Beatrice
Robert John Burke
as Monster
Margrét Ákadóttir
as Rental agent
Helen Mirren
as The Boss
Julie Christie
as Dr. Anna
Baltasar Kormákur
as Dr. Artaud
David Neumann
as Agent
James Urbaniak
as Concierge


Directing Hal Hartley Director
Writing Hal Hartley Writer

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  • No Such Thing may be far from perfect, but those small, odd Hartley touches help you warm to it. April 5, 2002. Stephanie Zacharek. Top Critic.

  • Hal Hartley has always marched in the avant garde, but this time he marches alone. Followers will have to be drafted. "No Such Thing" is inexplicable, shapeless, dull. It doesn't even rise to entertaining badness. Coming four years after his intriguing if unsuccessful "Henry Fool," and filmed mostly on location in Iceland with Icelandic money, it suggests a film that was made primarily because ...

  • No Such Thing was huge disappointment for me, and I am surprised at how high the reviews for this film where, so who knows you may like it. Here are the Pros and Cons to this movie as i see it: Pros: Some of the cinematography of Iceland is nice, and makes me miss the beauty of Iceland and hiking there.

  • No Such Thing movie reviews & Metacritic score: Writer-Director Hal Hartley takes a humorous and satirical look at a society concerned only with instant grat...

  • No Such thing has no such idea of what it wants to be. Sometimes it is happy, sometimes sad, sometimes cute and sometimes grim. One thing that is consistent is it's inconstancy. Perhaps the best way to look at No Such Thing would be to call it a twisted take on Beauty and the Beast.

  • "No Such Thing" is a mystety that is loosely based on the true disappearance and murder of a young boy in a safe suburban Michigan neighborhood. You do not know this as you are reading the novel, it is a story of what could have happened.

  • I wanted to like No Such Thing and kept hoping it would get better. That's why I watched the entire movie. About halfway through I considered quitting but I was curious about Beatrice and The ...